Toilet tissue is in the news again. Not long ago there was a panic due to the shortage of toilet tissue during COVID. I always find it amusing when people panic about toilet tissue. It amazes me how the human race existed for centuries without toilet tissue.
This
morning there was an article about the devastation of forests to make toilet
tissue. In Alabama there are several papermills. One where I served as Director
of Missions made toilet paper. It employed over a thousand workers.
Harvesting timber is big business in Alabama.
Paper products are one of the many products from wood. Papermills are adjacent
to rivers due to the high volume of water used to produce paper. The article
this morning stated that it takes thirty-seven gallons of water for one roll of
toilet paper.
Could you
imagine the amount of toilet paper that the Hebrews would have used wandering
in the wilderness for forty years. An estimated 1.5 million folks would have
used a lot of paper. The logistics of managing the waste is mind boggling
alone. The Israelites we very sanitary even without toilet tissue.
I guess most
modern Americans are pampered. Growing up in the poverty of Alabama we had an
outside toilet behind the house hidden in some plum trees. It was a two-seater.
I never understood two holes in the toilet (outhouse).
One of my
special memories is a two-seater outhouse at my Aunt Annie’s house. Mom and I
were in the outhouse together. I was six years old. There was no roof and as we
shared the moment we watched an airplane flying high over us. I asked, “Momma
can they see us?” She said, “No son they are two high.” It was bad enough being
in there with momma let alone being watched by fancy folks high in the sky.
Using the toilet is “of a private nature” if you know what I mean.
The cement
plant had open toilet stalls. It difficult to do “one’s business” with coworkers
carrying on a discussion. Most of the time the urge to purge was wiped away. It
was one thing to have open showers but the need to be more discrete when sitting
on the toilet.
Our toilet
paper was a Sears catalog for special guests and old newspapers for most
everyone else. Catalogs and newspapers provided occupants with reading
materials. Sears and Spiegle became wish books for Christmas gifts. Amidst the
panic and shortage, we in the country didn’t worry. As fellow Alabamian Hank
Williams Jr. sang, “A country boy can survive.”
There are
always options for cleaning materials. When hunting, leaves are the good. Those
that are a little damp are better than those that are dry. Knowledge of leaves,
especially when green, is a must. Poison oak or ivy can cause problems.
Granny Hopper’s outhouse had two bins for corn
cobs. One contained white cobs and the other red ones. For those that may be
unfamiliar with the two colors, red is used first and white used second to
ensure cleanliness. Back then there were no warning attached. One had to use discretion
when using it, especially if there were rawness or hemorrhoids.
Once we
installed an inside toilet we had to use the store-bought toilet tissue. Some
country folks thought it unsanitary to have the toilet inside. I have always
wanted to build a bricked toilet outside and have a half-moon on the door just
to be nostalgist. Oh yeah, I would put a bidet in it.
I do not
know what the Hebrews used for the paperwork “doing their business” or cleaning
up the blood and carcasses of sacrifices when the wandered in the Wilderness
but they practiced cleanliness.
Thou
shalt have a place outside the camp, and you shalt go out to it. And thou
shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou
shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
Deuteronomy 23:12-13 KJV
Do not
fret pampered people. Do not make a run on toilet tissue and create a shortage.