One time my paw-in-law asked me why I attended so much
school. It was a legitimate
question. I started school at Beloit
Kindergarten in Beloit , Illinois in 1959. I have the class picture, which has the event
documented with an informational board in front of the class. This board shows the school, the date, and
the teacher’s name. That’s school number
one. School number two was Beloit
Elementary. I do not remember much about
that school. I played sick, ran away,
and missed so much, that I did not have a class picture to prove I was
there. I have haunting memories of this
old, I mean old and mean, teacher who made fun of my Southern accent. She made fun because I could not skip with
both feet. I showed her I could skip. I skipped plenty of her classes.
I could walk to this school, but dad would take me
occasionally. I remember one particular
morning that I beat him, and my uncle Clifton ,
back home. I hid in a chair underneath
the dining room table. When they
discovered me, they took me back to school.
I know this sounds like an old cliché, but I did walk to school in the
snow and it was on a hill.
Along about March of that school year, 1959-60, we moved
back to Alabama
and to school number three, Jemison Elementary.
Actually, the elementary, middle school, and high school were all
together. I would spend 11 years and
three months at Jemison.
Guess what? My first
grade teacher, Mrs. Shirley, at Jemison was the splitting image of the one in Beloit . Mrs. Shirley made fun of my Yankee
accent. You have heard of the man with
no country. I was the boy with no
dialect. I had a Southern drawl with a
Yankee brogue.
I do not have any pictures from the first grade at
Jemison. I want to think the school had
already taken them and I got there too late.
I must confess that I took up my old patterns of running away from
school, except this school was seven miles from home.
I devised a plan using the school bus. Mr. Allen Posey drove school bus Number 34 He
lived across from Land Mark. Most of you
might recall that store from earlier article.
Mr. Allen started there and made a big loop back to a local store. I would convince Mr. Allen that I was deathly
ill and get his permission to exit the bus and walk back home. We had only one vehicle, which daddy used to
drive to work. Once home, I was so sick
that mom would nurse me and I would have a miraculous healing.
Mom was a miracle worker when it came to healing and a
genius at figuring the schemes of little boys.
She told me that I was not sick.
Really, I was. I was sick of
school and mean teachers that made fun of your speech and made you sit on a
stool with a pointed fairly hat, a dunce hat, when you could not answer a
question the class discussed while I was taking care of business in the outside
toilet of Jemison Elementary.
One morning I was really sick, but mom made me go to school
anyway. My throat hurt something
awful. I remember that afternoon after
school getting off the bus and walking home.
I usually could beat the bus home by getting off at the store. I was burning with fever when I got
home. I had the mumps!
I finally got a good teacher in the second grade, Mrs.
Nettie Glasscock, had the best one in the third, Mrs. Avis Harthen, and had a
great one, Mrs. Gentry, in the fourth grade.
I started making straight E’s (Excellent) in Mrs. Harthen’s class and
straight A’s in Mrs. Gentry’s class.
I tell students that if you hate school, they will make
straight A’s. Those that make bad grades
love school. They love repeating classes
and staying in school longer. I
graduated Jemison in May 1971.
Several years later while teaching Sunday School I attended
the Howard Extension (now Samford Extension), school number four. When the Lord called me into full time
ministry, I returned to school at the University of Montevallo
for four years, school number five. I
attended Bessemer Tech for two years while working in maintenance at the cement
plant, school number six. I attended New
Orleans Theological Seminary for four years, school number seven. I graduated from Beeson School of Divinity
Samford University in December 2002.
After all those years of gathering wisdom and a few moments
of reflecting, I said, “Paw-in-law, the more I go to school the dumber I get.” All my years of study has taught me that I
really do not know anything. Boy, you
miss a lot when you miss most of the first grade. The same is true when missing reading the
Bible, Sunday School, or preaching.
Study to shew thyself
approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing
the word of truth (Second Timothy 2:15
KJV).
And further, by these,
my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is
a weariness of the flesh (Ecclesiastes 12:12 KJV).
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