My Grandpaw, Joe Thomas Chapman, was born in 1892. I do not have a memory of him being
healthy. My oldest memory is mom and dad
picking him up at the bus station in
After spending several years in
He purchased the property from the Augustus Walker family
sometime in the 19930’s. The
My fondest memories are Grandpaw sitting in a rocker on the
front porch. His health was
deteriorating due to all the hard work of trying to farm. On that front porch, I heard tales of
yesteryear. He served in WWI and worked
in the ammunition factory in
Sitting on the porch with him, he taught to take broken
glass to scrape hickory sticks and smooth them to make rams for
peashooters. The polished rams worked
well when shooting each other. He taught
us to shoot chinaberries in a slingshot.
He taught us a command of Southern vernacular although our parents
prohibited us from using them.
One prime example is when my cousin, whom Grandpaw despised,
done something to set Grandpaw off. He
used that vulgar Chiltonian vernacular in a way I will never forget. He ran my cousin under a 1950
This same cousin, younger than I, would bully me. Dad warned that If I came home crying one
more time from the bullying that he would give me something to cry. Well, the next time my cousin bullied me; I
took his right arm and put it in his mouth.
Thinking it my arm, he clamped down, drew blood from his arm, and went
screaming to Grandmoe. I never will forget
the big laugh Grandpaw did nor the prime things he called my cousin.
When I was twelve, dad had me break a field to plant
corn. Using an International Cub
tractor, I broke the ground, disced the ground, planted the corn, and
cultivated it. It was a beautiful
field. Grandpaw used mules his whole
life. He bragged on me and we had a
bumper crop.
Using mules, Grandpaw cleared the land of trees, stumps, and
rocks. The WPA helped him develop
terrace banks on the property to divert water to the woods. Every time I build things with rocks I would say,
“Grandpaw worked hard taking them out and I’m working hard putting back in.”
I own the 1950 Plymouth Special Deluxe that Grandpaw
owned. He got it from my uncle, a body
repairman. I have precious memories of
the old
When Grandpaw got very disabled, dad bought it from him for
a work car. Dad drove it until a rod
started knocking in the motor. Dad asked
if I wanted a car. Being 12 years old, I
jumped at the possibility. He said the
old
I had the
Grandpaw worked hard and died poor. Two cousins and I are
the only descendants to live on the property.
Looking over the land reminds of the hard work Grandpaw put into
life. A friend that I wrote about a
couple of articles back told me that when he was a boy he saw the most
extraordinary from Grandpaw. JB was
walking home from the old country school that was adjacent to Grandpaw’s field,
the one I would plant corn years later.
Plowing the field with one of his mules, Grandpaw’s patience, if he had
any, wore thin with the mule. JB said
the mule balked and sat down. Grandpaw
used that Chiltonian vernacular to no avail.
Since the verbal did not work, Grandpaw used his mouth differently. He bit the mule on the nose! JB said the mule lifted Grandpaw into the air
several times until the mule stood up and slung Grandpaw off his nose. Grandpaw had mule nose meat between his
teeth. It is a good thing that the mule
did not retain the words of Grandpaw and talk, as did the Balaam’s ass
And when the ass saw he angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam:
and Balaam’s anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and
she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee that thou hast smitten me
these three times? Numbers 22:26-28 KJV
Grandpaw Chapman became a Christian while on his
deathbed. I wonder if he met Balaam on
the streets of gold.
PS: Family tradition- Grandpaw’s great, great, great
granddaughter was playing with a dog that snapped at her. Little Jessica grabbed the dog and bit its
nose.